Well, listen here, if you’re lookin’ to figure out what your money situation’s gonna be like, you might wanna try somethin’ called a money tarot. Now, don’t go rollin’ your eyes, ’cause this ain’t no fancy talk or nonsense. It’s just about lookin’ at the cards and seein’ what they say about your luck and

Well, let me tell ya about this card, the 10 of Pentacles. Now, if you’re lookin’ at it in a tarot deck, it’s one of them cards that just screams “good fortune.” I ain’t no expert, but I can tell you from what I’ve heard, this card talks about a solid foundation, like a big

Well now, let me tell ya about this card here, the Five of Pentacles. It ain’t no pretty picture, I’ll tell ya that much. When this card shows up in a tarot reading, it don’t mean you’re in for a nice, easy time. No sir. This card speaks of hard times, real tough goin’, and

Well now, you wouldn’t believe it, but I had this dream the other night, y’know, one of them funny dreams where things don’t make no sense, but they seem so real. I was dreamin’ about these funny little cards, Tarot cards, I think they’re called. I ain’t much for that sort of thing, but let